Election Time

It’s municipal election time in my city, and there’s a gentleman running for city council by the name of Max Khan. I don’t know anything at all about him, but I feel like I’m obliged to vote for him on the basis that if he is elected and city council does something stupid I can clench my fist and shout my anger at the universe: “KHAAAAAAN!”

I am aware that this reference may be lost on younger readers.